"People would throw food at me in the cafeteria." "We always had kind of tough babysitters." "I didn't tell anybody how I was raised until I moved to California." "I learned to dance in gay hip-hop clubs." "I was president of my class, and I was one of the first people to really adopt, like, a stoner mentality." "Those were the kind of people I really hated: the insidious ass-kissers." "I was a very well behaved teen." "Why can't we just, like, hang out?"